catch me if you wanna

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one 

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

(via iamthehandsomewoman)

SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS 

(Source: illegalkeaton, via kpopepikness)

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

(via woonitized)

ablogorsomething:

unconventionalmoose:

badbitchdiaries:

cosmicsan:

on average menstruation starts at age 12
and ends at 52
40 years of periods
480 periods
480 periods x average length of 5 days
that’s 2400 days of bleeding
6.58 years of blood 

That’s so metal.

think of all the people you could drown in nearly 7 years worth of blood

7 Years Of Blood sounds like a deathcore band rock on ladies

(Source: algernoncadwallader, via k-popcorneaters)

farorescourage:

pimptav:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one

i really want you to get that chicken man

If it makes you feel better I reblog this every time I see it.
Just for you.

(via gaybaekonstrips)

acosmicwizard:

ro-ra-star:

dirty-jack-frost:

jacqueline-evans:

teschazilla:

icyblueroses:

meathiel:

peachdoxie:

I’m curious to see how many people there are who love this film.

This is the only film I’ve seen that actually made me feel like a kid again!

gotta contribute!

(via mecrossyou)