catch me if you wanna

kissed-vibess: sele-na: ehlixir: Reblog if your’s is too. i...

Sun, 12 May 2013 01:10:35 -0400

sele-na:

ehlixir:

Reblog if your’s is too.

i love you mom

she’s beyond beautiful.

The Seven Shittiest Sins

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:35:32 -0400

Greed: I want shit
Envy: I want your shit
Wrath: I'm going to wreck your shit
Lust: I'm into some freaky shit
Gluttony: This is some tasty shit
Sloth: I don't feel like doing shit
Pride: I am the shit

so this just happened

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:28:27 -0400

so this just happened

latenightmuses: questionromanova: sillyarms: marththebland: v...

Sun, 07 Apr 2013 16:34:05 -0400

latenightmuses:

questionromanova:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God..

Biblical Analogy FTW

turtle-shmurtle: ohheysophiaa: Child Hood Memories you have to...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 02:15:36 -0400

turtle-shmurtle:

ohheysophiaa:

Child Hood Memories you have to reblog if when you saw this you heard the man say it in your head

I can almost hear the announcer saying this.

mirrortraffic: NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 19:12:42 -0400

mirrortraffic:

NEW DEVELOPMENTS

apparently my mom is not even home

and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service

I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES

baozi-kun: dazzlingkai: haleesakura: i-shaved-sehuns-crotch: ...

Thu, 14 Mar 2013 19:13:18 -0400

baozi-kun:

dazzlingkai:

haleesakura:

i-shaved-sehuns-crotch:

you see it, you reblog it

Rule Nº1 of EXO fandom: You should reblog this every time it appears on your dash.

No no you MUST reblog it every time it appears on your dash! You MUST!!!

THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE THIS DOWN

THIS IS MY 40th TIME RE-BLOGGING THIS NO REGRETS!

If you're a kpop fan and Lies, Haru Haru, Sorry Sorry, Mirotic, Gee, Oh, or Lucifer werent your jam at some point in your life Im judging you so hard right now

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 03:34:35 -0400

mrskangdaesungie:

If you're a K-pop fan on Tumblr, reblog this.

Sun, 24 Feb 2013 23:01:50 -0500

spicaelle:

catpurplesky:

kpopizm:

hellosarang:

And proud of it.

Damn straight

yeah thats right

gaffegaffe: boehner-trollololll: girljanitor: humainsvolants: ...

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:42:46 -0500

gaffegaffe:

boehner-trollololll:

girljanitor:

humainsvolants:

My dad said if this gets over 1,000,005 notes He will take me to… “DISNEY WORLD”

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

seriously i really want this kid to go to Disney world though

i want to vicariously live my dreams via a person getting a thing they want

come on

totally signal boosting the shit out of this

why the hell not

satan-5-ever: blinkpond: hobbitsandlocks: hobbitsandlocks: I told my mom about tumblr helping...

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 15:38:49 -0500

satan-5-ever:

blinkpond:

hobbitsandlocks:

hobbitsandlocks:

I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon

She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one

guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks

Gus please my mom is laughing at me right now

I PROMISE YOU YOU WILL GET YOUR HAMSTER

WE MAKE DREAMS COME TRUE.

SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 01:28:27 -0500

SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS

david-tennants-little-fangirl: neverthehurricane: sherlockchins: sunshien: my mom asked why i...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 01:23:36 -0500

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

neverthehurricane:

sherlockchins:

sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

wufanningmyself: (c) (download: mf mega / 720p / 11.6MB) (gif...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 01:21:52 -0500

wufanningmyself:

(c) (download: mf mega / 720p / 11.6MB) (gif sets: 01 02 03)

ablogorsomething: unconventionalmoose: badbitchdiaries: cosmicsan: on average menstruation...

Wed, 13 Feb 2013 01:20:29 -0500

ablogorsomething:

unconventionalmoose:

badbitchdiaries:

cosmicsan:

on average menstruation starts at age 12
and ends at 52
40 years of periods
480 periods
480 periods x average length of 5 days
that’s 2400 days of bleeding
6.58 years of blood

That’s so metal.

think of all the people you could drown in nearly 7 years worth of blood

7 Years Of Blood sounds like a deathcore band rock on ladies

farorescourage: pimptav: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes,...

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 00:44:09 -0500

farorescourage:

pimptav:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one

i really want you to get that chicken man

If it makes you feel better I reblog this every time I see it.
Just for you.

Photo

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 23:28:43 -0500

Reblog if you're in the Rise of the Guardians fandom.

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 12:19:21 -0500

acosmicwizard:

ro-ra-star:

dirty-jack-frost:

jacqueline-evans:

teschazilla:

icyblueroses:

meathiel:

peachdoxie:

I’m curious to see how many people there are who love this film.

This is the only film I’ve seen that actually made me feel like a kid again!

gotta contribute!

ma-a-a-xineferraris: I swear to God, this guy’s a real, living,...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 01:09:09 -0500

ma-a-a-xineferraris:

I swear to God, this guy’s a real, living, breathing, VEELA….and compare to him, I’m a potato OTL

two people on tumblr in the same room: go look at this thing i just reblogged

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 01:06:13 -0500

two people on tumblr in the same room: go look at this thing i just reblogged